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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

OF GIRLS, LOVE AND DUNHILL CIGARETTES

I am an addicted smoker. I admit that. I like to pollute my lungs with nicotine and that’s that.

Before you guys (those who doesn’t smoke) are going to jump up and down, feeling the need and craving to lecture me on how bad smoking is for my health, let me tell you this, I know, I understand and I get it. These days, who doesn’t anyway.

I don’t know if I am generalizing here, but girls usually don’t like men who smoke. Like KA, a girl I used to date. One day, she gave me an ultimatum to choose between her and my cigarettes. I told her without hesitation “Cigarettes with a big, towering capital C’. She dumped me. I am cool with that.

The thing is, with relationship, for me at least, its not about cigarettes. Its got nothing to do with the fact that I chose Dunhill (London, Paris, New York) over a beautiful, sweet and charming girl. Its not about that. The way I figured, if she could not look pass my hazy self, then she don’t know me at all.

I always protect my freedom. As you guys know, I have been living by myself (I mean with friends) since I was in secondary school. To be free to make my own choices and decisions is sacred to me. If a girl thinks that she can budge into my life and take control of what I should or shouldn’t do, think again. She can find someone else for all I care. No hard feelings.

A girl should trust me enough and let me make my own decision to quit. Not forcing it. Changes should come from within oneself. Of course, a supportive girlfriend does help.

I am all for watching sunsets, hold you in my arms (with a cigarette in my hands of course), all the romantic stuff. That’s for sure.

Wouldn’t it be romantic if I could say “Hey you know, I am killing myself with this. I am quitting right now (action: throw away the cigarette) because I love you. I want to grow old together……with you”.

Hahaha. You wish!.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

a) Between smoking and Miss Universe, which one u choose?
b) Between smoking and Miss Malaysia, which one u choose?
c) Between smoking and Miss Tiffany Universe Thailand which one u choose?

UglyButAdorable said...

i find it in certain ways guys who smokes has this sexy kinda thingy..pelik eehhh..

frm my future otherhalf, to quit or not to quit let it come from him..a little consideration, compromise here n there wud be good enuff for me..:)

akula said...

ubd: My kind of girl. Your future otherhalf is a lucky guy.

akula said...

Anonymous: Hahaha, damm good one. Really funny.

None of the above. Too high maintenance for me. I am just a regular, nicotine loving guy. Beside, I am still pretty much in love with Kate Beckinsale.

Anonymous said...

Oi.... 12.16 am still on your PC aahh??? Aiyoooo... not working nanti kah???

M.I.S.S.Y said...

ehemmm

i do find man with cigarette between his fingers is fuc*** HAWWTT..!! got turn on lookin at them when they r playin with it..

and kissin 'em is so intriguin..

Azwan said...

Kate Beckinsale? nice choice of ass :)

to smoke or not to smoke, it's a choice but when u r settling down and starting a family, i think u hv to really to think about it. It's bad for the kids. Really bad. A friend's daughter got asthma, a severe one due to dad made a choice not to stop.

Some things, when it's not related to health i am still ok .. like picking or kentut in public. GF may not like it but hey, that will not harm anybody ... wakaakakaka....

I was a smoker too and i know how it feels but i made my choice. i dah quit.

:)

akula said...

Azwan: good for you. I am considering....

Funny stuff on the second part, but its true.

Kate Beckinsale, man need I say more?:)

akula said...

missy : Beb, I guess, everybody have their own turn on switch. Guess what mine is.

Azwan said...

i miss 'nose' selepas picking .. but i dont do that anymore ..ha..ha.

i shouldnt use that word - nice choice of *** but i couldnt help it.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Azwan. Secondary smokers will suffer the most, without they realising it. If you got kids, just go and smoke on the street. Not at home. Other than that, you can keep on smoking man.... No harm there if you are not harming anyone.

BTW you will look 10 times handsome if not smoking. Fresh looking lips..... at least for MISSY's sake....

Anonymous said...

By not smoking you cannot put the cigatette between your fingers. No hal man.... you can put your thumb between your fingers.... better looking than the cigarette...

What say u missy..

Winged Acrophobic said...

Bro, what I enjoy best about your blog is it's so YOU! No pretentions, no TAHI LEMBU (to quote somebody esteemed we know). I have dated some female heavy smokers. I could look through the haze. But, somehow, things just would not work out. I guess I always got dumped because I don't partake in the inhalation of tobacco smoke....

Winged Acrophobic said...

... except for the second hand smoke. But my buddies don't dump me, at least.

akula said...

Anonymous : Like I mentioned in my post. I wont do it just to please a girl. A girl will like my lips wehther or not if its black with tar or not. Doesnt really matter to me.:)

Anonymous 2: I rather put my thumb in places it deserve to be. Not between fingersla. Waste of resources. What la you.

And as far as second hand smoking goes. Hey, its a free country, if you dont like my smokes, you better be in someplace far away from me. :)

Winged acrophobic: Man, hahah, thank you so much for enduring the second hand smokes for all these years. Thats why I dont dump you bro. :)

Azwan: Its cool to pick your nose. everybody does it. Even Siti Nurhaliza. I'll bet my bottom dollar on it. Its only a question of not being caught while doing it.

M.I.S.S.Y said...

*hiihihii*

marila kita sharing2...

praveen said...

kau ni memang la...your so funny..:p

i liked the last part

akula said...

missy: sharing, huh? threesome?

Praveen : welcome back, hows the break?

UglyButAdorable said...

lucky guy ehh?? or is it ugly me dun hv a choice..hehh..hehh.. we'll see who's the lucky bloke..

akula said...

uba: Hahah, If I may say something,ugliness is just mind's misconception of a concluding review of one's physical attributes. :)

UglyButAdorable said...

wow...u have any clones out there?? i cud use some...hehhh..hehhh

in malaysia..i gave up looong time ago...

akula said...

uba: Haha just trying to say it in a very complicated way.

Good for you.

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