I HATE THESE PEOPLE......

There are 3 kinds of people that I hate:-

1. People who dont know shit about me and yet try to give me advice on how to live my life.

2. People who tried to force me to believe in what they believe.

3. People who whine.

No 1

"Akula, I think its not proper for you to wear Indonesian batik to the function, you should instead wear Malaysian batikla. Not nice you know, you are a Malaysian, you should be proud of yourself as Malaysian". Somebody told me when I was about to go to my Indonesian friend's wedding when I was abroad. Actually this guy like to comment on everything, my car, my job, my ehem *cough* even though he just met me. I was patience enough with him for a while but on that day, I was really annoyed. So I shot back at him "Who the f**k are you? My mother?". Needless to say, he stop badgering me after that and I didnt meet him again.

Regret? None whatsoever.

No 2

A friend told me how he witnessed a woman who is so religous and can make precious stones appear out of thin air. He is a Malay and of course a Muslim by the way. He prays 5 times a day, never falter in fulfilling his obligation to God. A good man. He then asked me "You dont believe me, do you?". I replied. "Not a word". "Well, its true, I saw this with my own eyes, it happened right in front of me" He tried to convince me. " Yeah, man, whatever" I was bored like hell. He then proceed to tell me that he learned silat as a young man and his guru silat taught him ilmu kebal. "But that is only for self defence, not for showing off. That is why I have to strictly perform my daily prayers everyday or I will loose it".

So I poured a box of thumb tacks on his seat while he was not looking. "YEEEEOOOOOWWW!" he screamed and jumped from his chair. " I just said to him "Bro, you're really loosing your ilmu kebal. Better pray harder, man".

He quit being a friend.

No 3

"Akula. I spent many years doing my job as best as I could, and my company dont even recognise my contribution, who am I anyway, I am not a high flyer like them, I think I dont even exist in their eyes and I slaved myself for them". He kept on whining like a small child who wanted his ice cream. I told him "Could you please snap out of it and act like a 46 years old man?".

I greeted the silence with open arms.

*silat - Malay martial arts

guru silat - the silat master

ilmu kebal - the ability to be invincible, knife, bullet wont harm your body