OF YASMIN AND THE TELEPHONE
Ring, ring.
I picked my office phone. "Hellowp". Silence on the other end.
Clicked.
I put the phone down.
Ring, ring.
Picked up the phone again. "Hello? ". No answer.
Clicked.
I was getting irritated. Put the phone down again.
Ring, ring.
Again, picked up the phone. I decided not to say anything.
Male voice : "Umm, Hello".
Akula :"Yes, can I help you?"
Male voice: "Is Yasmin there?"
Akula: "Yes, just a sec".
I waited a few seconds before replying while covering the mouth piece with my hand.
Akula : "She's on her way. BTW, did you call just now......... twice?".
Male Voice: " Emm, yes, I did".
Akula : "Why didnt you answer when I said hello, man?"
Male Voice : "Well, your voice is not what I expected to hear. This is Yasmin's direct line, right?"
Akula : "Dude, at least you should asked if you are not sure, right"
Male, in a I-am-bored voice: "Whatever,.... now, can you put Yasmin on?"
Akula : "Hey asshole, you got the wrong number, this is my direct line and there's no f**king Yasmin here!"
Slammed the phone down.
Either way, its not my concern.
4 comments:
so where is yasmin??
anonymous: Hahaha, I am not telling.
sesuai caller tu!!!! no balls!!!
eh jap.. didnt u say, yasmin is on her way..and then suddenly u carut kan orang tu...
ayoo...!!dont like that la braderr..!!tak sexy tau marah2 camni...
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