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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

IMAGINE ( ODE TO THE STUPIDS! )

Imagine if you say something stupid.

Imagine your mother, who gave birth and care for you, have to defend you for being stupid, just because you are her son.

Imagine your wife, assuring herself and stays by your side, even if you are stupid.

Imagine your daughter, upon hearing your stupid remarks, feel ashamed and regret of having a moron as her father.

Imagine you, after feeling stupid for saying the stupid remarks, suddenly realized your mother, your wife and your daughter bocor too once a month!

*bocor - leak (but in this case its a metaphor for menstruate)

Link to bocor story

11 comments:

13may said...

hahha....

I tgh imagine:
Bos suruh aku buat keja bodoh...
aku argue dan finally aku mengalah sebab dia bos...

conclusion: aku yg bodoh kerana melakukan keja yg bodoh disebabkan aku dapat bos yg bodoh!!!

huh! bengang betoi!!!

an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

that kind of remark won't get them featured in the tatler magazine.

Anonymous said...

aku tengah imagine minum petang dengan ubi rebus dengan kelapa parut dan gula. flush masuk perut dengan kopi o....

tak ada kat downtown klia tuu....

akula said...

13: Saya sokong!

babe: tu le pasal....

Rudi : Dude, kena balik sini la, boleh ikut aku ronda.

Desparil said...

one of the buggers just denied ever saying that... despite the video available on youtube for the whole world to see!

what la?

akula said...

desparil: Hari ni lagi mangkuk. One of those 2 buggers apologised and a few hours later retracted his apologies. What a joke!

Cik Puan Sri Quzz said...

all the politicians are big jokes...end of story..

bocor2 pun nak jadi kes/issue besar, dah tade issue lain ke...

i mean, i should be proud coz i still have my "kebocoran" tiap2 bulan without fail ye... meaning to say im still subor.. (do i sound bimbo ...heheh)

Anonymous said...

No new post for the last 48 hours. You must be very busy.

akula said...

missy: Yes you are. Hehehe

Rudi : missed me? :)

Mr Hobo said...

waaaa lamanya tak update ... writer's block ka?

akula said...

hobo dude: more like too much work dude.