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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

VAMPIRES

About vampires.

I love Chinese vampires. Funny looking. Arms stretched. And their mode of moving from point A to point B is hopping. Man... can they hop. But hold your breath and they cant detect you.

The old school vampire is a handsome, lustful, always wear an overcoat. Can't decide whether he need it to warm himself (well, he's dead anyway. He doesn't need to keep warm!) or just to look good.

Blade is a tough, ass kicking martial arts vampire and guess what. He can walk in the sun without turning to dust. Just like me ( I mean, the-walking-in-the-sun-without-turning-to-dust thing).

I have to admit that of all the vampires, I love Kate Beckinsale the most. Great figure. Piercing eyes and God! Those skin tight leather. She can have me for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks in between and do it all over again the next day anytime :).

7 comments:

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

well, you havent checked out nick knight of the forever knight vampire series.

hensem i tell you.

akula said...

babe: I am afraid to say something about him, for sure nanti orang miscontrued my sexual preference.

rudi said...

Tak leh lawan Pontianak dari Gua Musang Bro..... The suspense make you more suspense...

akula said...

Rudi: Hahaha, teringat zaman dolu-dolu ke?

M.I.S.S.Y said...

didnt i tell you before my middle name is 'VAMP'?

akula said...

Missy: You did, Oh.. well, If you want, you can have me too, but only for supper. HAHAHAH

M.I.S.S.Y said...

supper je?? ahhh u r underestimating me in a way bro...
ish ish...